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ADVENTURES OP MFMQUSE
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H THE MOVIES
If vou ?re a factory owner you
Lave a daughter; if you have a
daughter she is in love with a young
man in an humble position in the
factory; lfcshu Is in love with the
young man, you object to the match;
If you objqct to the match, she mar
ries it$u t she marries him you for
give them. That is, if you are a-factory
In a comedy it is impossible to
cath a burglar.
People emerge" fijom a plunge in
the river or from a drenching rain
without a wet stitch on them
"When there is an old tree that is
hhollow, it still. Somebody is going
to come alongnd hide in it.
If a woman goes through her hus
band's coat pockets, why, the answer
to that is she. will find a letter to Kim
In a'comedy, npw, the cqmic man
and the comic woman are inevitably
punished for being at cross purpose
Dy being married off to each other in
the last six feet of film.
"There's one thing I will say for my
first two husbands."
"They always paid their alimony
promptly." Detroit Free Press.
Every time a carp breathes it
moves 4,386 bones and muscles; its
veins -number 4,329.
Lime powder well sprinkled where
cockroaches abound will drive them
When starching holland pinafores,
putQ.little strong tea into the starch,
This keeps the garments a good color..
When boiling fowls or fish, add to
the water In which they are boiled the
juice pf half a lemon. This will make
them beautifully white.
If moths are in a carpet, spread a
damp towel over the part and iron it, j
dry with a hot iron. The heat andv
steam will kill the worms and eggs. ,
When washing chamois leathers &
ad a little ammonia to the water.?'
This cleans them beautifully and I
helps to make them soft and pliable.
before using a new saucQpn mi jc.7;
with water with a lump of soda and
some potato peelings and let it "boil &
for some hours. Then wash out thorV ".
oughly and all danger from poisoning 5
from the tinned hning,willbe gone, ;
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