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Timid Youth What do I have to
f pay for a marriage license?
r raucuuus vaci.n. i vcu, vwu &i At,
4m the instalment plan.
Timid Youth How's that?
nrdcuuuii vacin. xnu uuuaio
Puwu aim wuai uj. juui aajuijr cauu
reek for the rest of your life.
RV Warden (to new prisoner) What
mrk can you do? What was your
raz-nsuiitsi i. was a. ueiuai. m mi ui-
I IVarden Well,, then, we'll set you
sawing wood. Boston Transcript
"What is it, Comus?"
"Why are'some men called soldiers
"I donit know, my son. I never saw
me of them with money,"-! Youngs-
town Telegram. I
Much butter is imported from Den
mark because Danish cows have
greater enterprise and superior tech
nical education to ours.
Wolfe declared that he would rath
er repeat Gray's Eligy than take
The courage of the Turks is ex
plained by the fact that a man with
more than one wife ismore willing to
face death than if he liad only one.
HE CERTAINLY DO
Two negro men came up to the'
outskirts of a crowd where a candi
date was making a campaign speech.
After listening to the speech for
about 10 minutes one of them turned
to his companion and asked:
"Wha am dat man, Sambo?"
"Ah don't know what his name
am," Sambo replied, "but he certainly
do recommen' himself mos' highly."
LITTLE MABEL ROSE
In her dressing sack
Little Mabel Rose ,
Softly settled back
In her dressing sack
She settled on a tack,
Which ended her repose,
In her dressing sack i
Little Mabel Rose!
New York Mafl.
Rosemary Have you ever been
impressed by the mystery of Mona
Thornton No. She loolcs to me
just like some woman who is doing
her "best to laugh at one of her hus
o o n
First DoctorWhy do you charge
two hundred dollars for curing a case
of mumps when, you amputate a leg
for twenty-five dollars?
Second Doctor Oh, 'when I saw a.
leg off, J do it at cut rates. Stanford