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THIS MEDDLING WORLD
F Willie What's, sociology, dad?
Crabshaw After you have work
ed and earned a dollar, my boy, so
ciology tells you how you shall spend
it. Magazine of Fun.
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, "Ana nas tnis lamous aoctor cured
'your friend of the hallucination that
(she was sick?" "
.- "Oh, .completely. She's really sick
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White Now that your son has
graduated has he decided where, he
s going to worKr
Green rWhere? He hasn't even
ecided when. Judge.
I'm certainly glad I was blessed
jvith a pretty name," said Patience.
iw -Yes," said Patrice, "it Is fortu--fFnate
when one has little chance of a
Change." New .York World;
new york. there's an old lady up
in harlem that makes it a point never
to get excited about anything
one day the hired gerl dropped a
whole tray of china dishes on the
flore, and evryboddyvelse pretty near
jumped through the roof, but grand
ma' just kept on rockin and knittin,
and she says
dear me, it's getting harder evry
day to get careful servants, ain't it
but .her famely thinks she carried
it a little too far a cuppel of days ago
( the old lady was, setting by a front
winder reading the life of edward w.
bock, when httle willy, not having
nuthing else to do, climbed up on the
bimebyyhe fell off
the old -lady's dauter 'rushed into
the room hollering oh ma, oh ma,
willy has fell off the roof
yes, says the old lady, i know it, i
seen him passing by the winder
Visitor (at the art museum) Why
them's the very same pictures I saw
here day before yesterday.
Attendant (dryly) Quite likely.
Visitor Then the landlord where
I'm staying is wrong. He told me that
the pictures was changed daily in all
the leadin' picture houses.
WE'RE WRONG AGAIN
"Of course, you have your little
theory about the dause of the high.
ost of living?"
"I have," xeplied Mr. Growcher;
"too many people are trying to make
political economy take the place of
domestic economy." Washington
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