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title: 'The Day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, April 27, 1914, LAST EDITION, Image 17',
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THIS MEDDLING WORLD
Willie What's sociology, dad?
Crabshaw After you haVe work
ed and earned' & dollar, my boy, so
ciology tells you now you shall send
it Magazine of Fun.
7 THE CURE
"And has this famous doctor eui-ed
our friend of the hallucination that
fBhe was sick?"
9 - "Oh, completely. She's really sick
'yP r rr.
White Now that your son has
graduated, has he decided where he
is going to work?
Green Where? He hasn't even
ecided when. Judge.
'Ton. certainly -glad I was blessed
th a pretty natne," said Patience.
j "Yes," said Patrice. "It is fortu-
ate wnen one nas little cnance of a
cnauge. w xorj worm, j
new york. there's an old lady up
in harlem that? makes it a point never
to get excited about anything
one day the hired gerl dropped a
whole tray of china dishes on the
flore, and evryboddy else pretty near
jumped through the roof, but grand
ma just kept on rockin and knittin,
and she says
dear me, it's getting harder evry
day to get careful servants, aint it
but her famely thinks she carried
it a little too far a cuppel of days ago
the old lady was setting by a front
winder reading the life of edward vr.
bock, when litile willy, not having
nutbfng else to do, climbed up on the
bimeby he fell, off
the old lady's dauter rushed into
the room hollering oh ma, oh ma,
willy has fell off, the roof
yes, says the old lady, i know it, i
seen him passing by the winder
Visitor (at the art museum) Why
them's the very same pictures I saw
here day before yesterday
Attendant (dryly) Quite likely.
Visitor Then the landlord where
I'm staying is wrong. He told hje that
the pictures was changed daily in all
the leadin' picture houses.
. o o
, WE'RE WRONG AGAIN
"Of course, you have your little
theory about the cause of the high
cost of living?"
"I have," replied Mr. Growcher;
"6o many people are trying to make
political economy take the place jof
domestic economy." Washington
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