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5iewwtBStyifi0 m i&a. nl.y. RECOGNITION' The bored youth turned tor his din- tner partner with a yawn. Whq is that Btrange-looklng man over there who .stares at me so much?" he drawled. 5 "Oh, that's" 'Professor Jenkins," rshe replied, "the famous expert on Insanity." WHY HE WAS ANGRY First Motorist (after very narrow shave) But why all, this fuss? We haven't damaged you. You can't sue "me. e Second Motorist I know, I can't, fair. I know I can't; that'sjust my jjpoint. ' - o o STUMPED We really ought to have a chap eron," she said, as they went out in to the garden.. - "Oh, we won't need one, -I assure you," he replied. "Oh, won't we? Well, then, what's Mhe use of going?" N. Y. World. iTfcb dpi? samp i-it eerr aio IP TT' " "w t . S'gffT TO BHJY Him HE'S TALK THAT COUNTS "Deed Ah wasn't abusin' dat mule, jedge," the old man demurred "Did you not "strike it repeatedly' with a club?" "Yassah." "And do you not know- that you can accomplish more with animals by speaking to them?" "Yassah; but dis critter am dift'nt. He am so deef he caint heah me when -Ah speaks to him in de usual way, so Ah has to communicate wid him in de sign language." o o ' BREAKING THE MONOTONY f Stranger (Jn HickvQle) Life in this burg must be kind of monoton ous, isn't it? Hotel Keeper Used to be a little that way, but two weeks ago the manager of our theater started to change the pictures twice a week! Puck. FATAL DAY "Charles seems to be very exact ing," said a fond mamma to the dear girl who was dressing for the wed ding. "Never mind, mamma," said she, sweetly. "They are his last wishes." Lippincott's. , roo '!&!: THE DRAMA ' "Good show at the Frivolity now,4 said the New York man to his coun try cousin. "Want to go?" "Dunno. Is it clinical or sociologi cal?" Washington Herald. o o ' ! SOURCES OF INFORMATION First Clubwoman She has a per fect knowledge-of how. the other half lives. Second tJlubwoman Gossip or so- ciologist? Magazine of Fun. o o J THE CRAB " The crab is largely legs and claws; You catch "him when you go fishin', I hold him in esteem because Of his retiring disposition. " i Samuel Hopkins Adama jfrf'ftfiiiMitt