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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, May 21, 1914, NOON EDITION, Image 17

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MENDING MATTERS.
" At an evening party a lady said to
her partner:. "Can you tell me who is
that exceedingly plain young man sit
ting opposite?"
k "That is my brother," was the re-
.piy-
-, "Oh, I Beg your pardon," she said,
in great confusion. "I did not notice
he resemblance." Topnotch.
THE BULLETIN BOARD.
A crowd about the board did Dour.
m thought they watched for news of
war,
And at the greasers fiercely swore:
PL thought they must see Blood and
V "Gore!"
But no,
They watched the baseball score.
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
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f NOTHING DOING
"What did the doctor say?"
2 "He felt of Jones purse and said
4here was no hope." Minnesota
1 Minnehaha.
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new york my grashus, but can't a
feUer's wife oe aggravating sum
times beleave me, from what i hear from
fellers that has got wives,- they cer
tenly can
like a feller i know that's took a
little cottidge over in jersey for the
summer
after him and his wife had lived
there a week or so, burglars got busy
in the naberhood, and 4 or 5 houses
was burgled
so this guy, he thought he would
save his silverware and' joolery, and
he bought a dorg and took him home
one nite
it was a kind of funny looking
dorg, but the dorg man said he was
a Siberian wolf hound? and burgler
eating was his middel name
when the feller got his dorg home,
the wife looked at the dorg pritty
hard, and she says, what might that
be, Oliver
my dear, says Oliver, that is a Siber
ian wolf hound, and i have got him to
protect our home from midnite prowl
ers well, says she, he looks to me more
like a stuffed doormat, but ime willing
to hope for the best
that nite about 2 a. m. she stuck
her elbow in olivet's ribb.s, and she
says, wake up, ollie, there's a burgler
downstairs
how do you know, says ollie,dTd
yoji hear a noise
no, she ansers, i dident hear no
noise, but that Siberian wolf hound
of yours jifst came up and crawled
under, the bed
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