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"Look here," said the inspector,
' 'fH'there are twelve people on the car
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Lhiddresslng , the" passengers, said:
"One of you will have to get off."
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SPARK PLUG LARCENY
j "What's. the discussion?"
"The boys had assembled to lynch
a horse thief."
"But now a knotty point of juris
nrudence has come ud. Seems he
fcraole an automobile." Louisville
Mudge Here's a man figured out
that If all the money In the world
were divided equally each adult would
get about $30.
Meek He s wrong. My wife woula
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new york. there is a famely up
on washenton hites In which none of
the members belongs to the speak
if pa stays out late at nite, ma will
probly ask him at breakfust why he
ever bothered with having a home,
when all he needs to make him happy
is a box of poker chipps and a bunch
of rum-soaked vaggybonds
when dinner aint ready on time, pa
will very likely ask ma if she couldn't
possibly spend 2 or 3 minnits a day
looking after her household affares,
even if the noble cause of suffridge
has to be negleckted a trifle
they got 2 growed-up children, and
mary generly speaks of her bruther
as a pin-headed boob, while John
very seldom refers to mary In any
uther way except as a sad-eyed simp
'well, those people has had some
trubbel keeping help, but a while ago
they got a-gerl that seemed likely to
she tended to her work, and dident
seem to pay, mutch atenshun to the
remarks that was passed to her, and
all seemed lovely
but all of a sudden one morning,
after a very lively brekfust had been
enjoyed by pa and ma and John and
mary, the gerl speaks up and says
she is going to quit
quit, hollers pa, why, what in thun
der is the matter with you
quit yells ma, why should you be
quittin I'd like to know ain't we treat
ed you just like one of the famely?
yes, says the gerl, you bet your life
you have, and I've stood it as long as
I'm going, to!
Keep ice chamber well filled. Keep
Ice chamber door closed. t
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