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HARD OF HEARING
An ld farmer of Ayrshire had a
habit of feigning deafness when he
wanted to avoid answering an awK
ward question. One day a neighbor
said 'to him:
"I'd like to borrow your cart this
morning. Mine is having a spring
"You'll have to speak louder," the
old farmer answered. "I don't hear
very well and I don't like to lend
my cart, anyhow."
Fond Mother How do you like
fyour new governess, Johnny?
Is Johnny Oh, I like her ever so
Pond Mother why do you line
Johnny Oh, she's awful nice. She
says she don't care whether I learn
"anything or not so long as papa pays
A GOOD START
Jack You must .remember, dear,
we are just starting out in life and
Swe must economize.
Flo But don't you think getting
3nto debt is the best way? Then we
hall have to economize.
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JUST AS GOOD
Son Pa, gimme a dime to see th
"hie snake in th' menagerie.
g- Pa Here's a reading-glass, son.
Take it and go look at an angleworm.
Grateful Patient Doctor, how can
I ever repay you for your kindness
Doctor Doesn't matter, old man.
Check, money order or cash. New
He (deeply religious) Would you
like to see our new altar?
She Lead me to it '
And so they were married. Puck.
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First Kid Hit the bulls-eye and git
Second Kid Whur'U I get the see
gar? First Kid Oh, he'll drop th' one
he's got in his handt
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