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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, January 05, 1915, LAST EDITION, Image 5

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Persistent link: http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn83045487/1915-01-05/ed-1/seq-5/

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"What would you do If I turned you
down?" asked the maiden. A full
minute passed and yet the man sat
in silence.
"Didn't you hear my question?"
she asked.
"I thought you were talking to the
gas." he responded fitfully,
A PRECEDENT
The sailor had been showing the
lady visitor over the ship. In thank
ing him, she said:
"I see that by the rules of your
ship tips are forbidden."
"Lor bless yer 'eart, ma'am," re
plied Jack, "so were the apples in
the Garden of Eden,"
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