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"What would you do If I turned you
down?" asked the maiden. A full
minute passed and yet the man sat
"Didn't you hear my question?"
"I thought you were talking to the
gas." he responded fitfully,
The sailor had been showing the
lady visitor over the ship. In thank
ing him, she said:
"I see that by the rules of your
ship tips are forbidden."
"Lor bless yer 'eart, ma'am," re
plied Jack, "so were the apples in
the Garden of Eden,"
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