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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, January 15, 1915, LAST EDITION, Image 17

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THE ALTERNATIVE
"Automobiling has Improved my
appetite tremendously."
"That's good!"
4- "Yes; but now I can't afford to
eat"
o
I IPS OFF
? How about you and that telephone
-girl?"
"ane nas sent me bacK my solitaire."
"fling off, eh?"
K) o
A WARNING
"Will Jones' dog eat out of your
hand?"
"Yes, and out of your leg, too, I
guess, if he gets the chance." N. Y.
World.
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SUBSTITUTION
"Have you a circulating library?'
"No, ma'am; but I can show you
4-some nice revolving bookcases."
Judge
Wi
n. y. there's one thing that always
gives visiters to n. y. a good Iaff and
that's the hoss cars
they are still running a bunch of
them vennerable relicks on chambers
street and i gess they will run them
till the bottoms fall out, witch ain't
going to be very long, i don't think
by golly, i bet gorge Washington
probly rode on some of them cars
when he ust to come to n. y.
welL it's as good as a show to go
down and take a ride on one of them,
any old time
the part of the city through which
they run is not exactly the swell dis
trick, and most everyboddy that
rides has a bundle pretty near as big
as the car, and it's like crossing the
alps to git out of a car that got's
more than 3 passengers in it
and. there is the greatest bunch of
fat old ladys rides in them cars that
i ever seen, my goodniss, you would
think tie poor old car would stand
up on its back end when some of
them climes abord
the uther day there was a bunch
of people crowding into orie poor lit
tle car, and a terrible large lady, she
got stuck
the more she tride to clime on the
more she couldn't
flnelly the conduckter he yelled at
her, hurry up lady, hurry up, get in
edgeways!
the old lady she stopped still and
she looked at the conduckter very se
vere and she says
.young man, i aint had no edge for
20 years
then she had just as good a laff as
evryboddy else, and 5 men boosted
heron
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