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Customer ftp teuerist The label
on this fattte fright
, Druggist WJtiynoJ? Jt says "One
teaspoonful as jegulred. Shake be
v Customer It shpuld read "Tak;e
before shaking.' Tfhis medicine is,
for chiles, isn't it?r-3rarm and Fire
Newedd. -What's wrong with this
pie crust? It doesn't half cover the
Mrs. Jlewedd-Why. dearest, I
asked your mother all about how to
mak,e them to suit you. and she said
fio make the "crust very short. Bos
out of it"
you hot water
My dear boy, I'm never
n. y, a feller that, lives up on riv
erside drive and owns a flock of autos
hired a new choof er the uther day.
nowherman, he says, I trust you.
are a cairfol driver
cairful is my middle name, answer?
very wep, says the gent, but I want
you to be partickler cairful today
yea sir, says herman, bat wofs the
bjg idea, mite i ask, is there any par
tickler danier today
kuieed there is, ansers his boss, to
day i want you to take the big ma
chi&e and we are going up state a
ways, you knqw tires on that big ma
chine coats 60 doUers apiece, herman
yes, sir, says herman
well, says the boss, we are going
tlCraugh melrose county and they
voted dry in melrose county at the
so now pritty near every feller in
the counjty carrys a bottle, and every
time you run oyer anybody, pop goes
o o v
are you mopng
"I have no one tp play with."
"Well, go and fetch Freddie next
"Oh, I played with him yesterday,
and I don't suppose he's well enough
to come out yet"
A WAGGING TONGUE
"The only trouble with my speech,"
said the remorseful man, "is that I
didn't knqw when to stop."
"It's worse than that," replied 'Mr,
Growcher. "The trouble is you didn't
know when not to begin." Washing-