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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, February 01, 1915, LAST EDITION, Image 17

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"Why fen't Tommy -weeding the
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THE WORM TURNS
"Why isn't Tommy -weeding the
garden?"
"I told him to."
"Then why didn't you make him-
obey?"
"He threatened to have the child
'labor law on me." Louisville Cou-
rier-JournaL
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EXEMPT
"It says here that the. recruiting
stations in England refused to accept
married men as volunteers," said Mrs.
luabb, as she looked up from the
newspaper. "I wonder why that is ? "
"The married men have had their
share of war, I suppose," growled Mr.
hJabb. Cincinnati Enquirer.
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j WWIIHW, WWI.W, WWIi
Mrs. tsxe how many servants do
you keep?
Mrs. Wye None. My record for
rthe year so far is twenty-two I didn't
fkeep. Milwaukee SenttneL
CURE FOR THIRST
"What do you want the tea cents
for?" asked tie minister.
"Booze," repfied the bleary beg
gar, shamelessly. "I need it awful
bad it's just about kiflm' me."
"Isn't there any way you can ge
rid of that terrible appetite for
drink "
"Yep I kin. do it in a holy minute
if you'll lemme have that dime."
Toledo Blade.
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A FAVORITE REBELLION
General I see here's an article on
"Revolution in the Mince Pie."
Colonel That's the kind of revolu
tion you like to put down, I suppose,
General? Yonkers Statesman.
THEY HESITATE
"I wonder why there are so few
woman architects."
"Perhaps women are afraid they
might be called designing creatures."
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A GRATEFUL NOTE
"Yes, when I was your age, my boy,
I used to slide down hill on a sled,
too."
"I'm much obliged to you, sir."
"Much obliged? What for?"
"For not uam' all the snow," '
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