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- A FREQUENT CALLER
J "Have you ever been to this court
before, sir "
"Yes, sir; I have been here often."
"Ha, ha! Been here often, have
you? Now, tell the Court That for."
"Well, I have been here at least a
half dozen times to try and collect
f that tailor's bill you owe me."
FILLING A PRESCRIPTION
"Your wife needs rides'in the open
'All right, doc, 111 drop word
mong the real. estate agents that
might look at property in the
suburbs." Louisville Courier-Journal.
. "Heah about Chawlie "
Y"No. What's wrong about him?"
r "Brain fevah."
a'THy word! What caused it?"
nT. "Trying to roll a cigarette in a high
wind. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
n. yd there is a lady up on river
side drive that keeps 4 maids, and
she is verry partickler about them.
evry time one of them fades away
and she has to hire another she asks
more questions than a census man.
witch being the case she had a very
unplesent experience a few days
she had telefoned to a imployment
agency for a girl and pritty soon one
this gerl wasent no chickin and
she had a kind of a bad news look
in one eye
in the uther eye noboddy could tell
what kind of a look she had, because
it was out of bisness, it looked like
sumboddy had slammed her with a
keg of nails
well, this dame looked at the
smoked lamp, and she dident hardly
know what to say, becos she dident
want to hurt the gerl's feelings, and
yet she had to think up some reason
why she dident want her
so she has a bright idea how to let
the gerl down easy and she says
now my dear, first of all, i must
ask you if you are married, becos I
never take anyboddy that is
no, hollers, the girl, i ain't married,
i dont blaim you for asking, becos
you probly know far better than 1
what married life means, but i got
this here shiner by bumping into a
door, good morning lady!
and she departed y v
Mabel I know one thing about
their team they've got a speedy full
back. Flora Oh, did he come to- see you.
too? Stanford Chaparral,