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SOME GOOD IN EVERYBODY
A prison missionary was insisting to
one of the guards that there is some
good in everybody. To prove it, she
sought out the prison demon "and
found him stroking a huge tom.-ea,t
"There," said the woman, "a n$a
who win pet a cat certainly1 has
some love in his heart" ",
The guard 'Sneered. ?
"Do joMjkoYQ that cat?" the wmn-f
an asked, the demon. "
"Yes," "he replied, stftl stroking the
animal, "you bet I do; anybody who
harts that cat will do it over my
dead body he bit the warden this
IN A RUSH )"
Beggar Woman Please, sir, give
me a penny to keep me from starv
Gent Can't stop in a great hur
ry. Pve got to make4a speech at
the Society for the. Relief- of the Des
- A STICKLER FOR RANK
Young Lady (at Palm Beach, look
ing at the stars) Isn't that Ursa
e : Mator?
W ' - Sonthern Gentleman finkmeL V
l t &QQ Tjleasfi. mfaa, SL Louis Gofte.
T . M 0
i IT DEPENDS
"Does your wife object to late din-
vj S- depends on, whether it 'is tln.q te
, my UlBBUIlg ii JXR3UU Uf llCi: UUUg JU.
4 the matinee." Omaha Bee.
Lc Dauber I observe that you don't
like my pictures, sir; but I can oaly
paint things as I see them.
Critic Then you shouldn't paint
while you're seeing things fike that
Peggie Jack, what waa there
about Gladys you didn't like?
Jack i Another fellow's arm.
"What have you been fighting with
that Jones boy for?"
"He said his dad knew more 'about
hogs than you do."
"He did, hey?" .
"Yeah. N I told him he didn't
you'd been raised with 'em."