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5 53!'iS'wSwpM(BfrflwBNfcr lie r .34. ii ii i ii iHinui SOME GOOD IN EVERYBODY A prison missionary was insisting to one of the guards that there is some good in everybody. To prove it, she sought out the prison demon "and found him stroking a huge tom.-ea,t "There," said the woman, "a n$a who win pet a cat certainly1 has some love in his heart" ", The guard 'Sneered. ? "Do joMjkoYQ that cat?" the wmn-f an asked, the demon. " "Yes," "he replied, stftl stroking the animal, "you bet I do; anybody who harts that cat will do it over my dead body he bit the warden this Hjornlng." Everybody's. o o IN A RUSH )" Beggar Woman Please, sir, give me a penny to keep me from starv ing. 4 Gent Can't stop in a great hur ry. Pve got to make4a speech at the Society for the. Relief- of the Des - A STICKLER FOR RANK Young Lady (at Palm Beach, look ing at the stars) Isn't that Ursa e : Mator? W ' - Sonthern Gentleman finkmeL V l t &QQ Tjleasfi. mfaa, SL Louis Gofte. T . M 0 i IT DEPENDS "Does your wife object to late din- I. Jiers?" vj S- depends on, whether it 'is tln.q te , my UlBBUIlg ii JXR3UU Uf llCi: UUUg JU. 4 the matinee." Omaha Bee. o o NO EXCUSE Lc Dauber I observe that you don't like my pictures, sir; but I can oaly paint things as I see them. Critic Then you shouldn't paint while you're seeing things fike that STRONG DISLIKE Peggie Jack, what waa there about Gladys you didn't like? Jack i Another fellow's arm. "Judge. HIS CHAMPION M. "What have you been fighting with that Jones boy for?" "He said his dad knew more 'about hogs than you do." "He did, hey?" . "Yeah. N I told him he didn't you'd been raised with 'em."