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GOING TOO FAR
i Igy fell in. love with a girl at the
counter. He bought gloves
eve) t day for a week. To discourage
bie attention she became a mani-
'hen he had his nails manicured
day, I s'pose?"
ust so. However, I don't think
follow her any farther.""
en she got employment with a
WR PATIENT SEARCH
'u i an enered toe cloakroom at
ilAaend of a banquet and began to
in silk hat after silk hat.
old on, boss! Wot fo' yo'
sntshin' all dem high hats?" de-
looking for my own," the gen-
Sfp answered. "It's- an opera hat
"lompeible, you know. None- of
fcthfes-seem to be it." New Orleans
Patient I thought of enlisting,
doctor, but I seem to come over all
swimmy-like in me eyes at times.
D'you think it's me liver wot's
Doctor Well, when do yoiTespe
cially notice this?
Patient Well, I d-'know I fancy
it seems to come on mostly ov an
evenin' after I've 'ad 'arf a dozen
drink or so. London Opinion.
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ONE IN THE FAMILY
Small Boy "Say, mother, what is
Mother "It is a place where noth
Next day in school the small boy
was asked what was a desert.
"Papa's head," came the immedi
AN OLD GRUDGE
Lady I'm afraid you don't like
work, my good man.
Tramp How kin I, mum? Work's
what killed by poor wife.
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IS Tfl DO BETTER
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