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"As. a matter of fact," said Mr.
umrox, rather testily, "the value of
this picture depends on the signature
of the old master."
"I must admit It."
"Well, my signature is jus as valu
able as his, and Jt doesn't take me
anything like as long to -write a
check as it took him to paint a pic
ture." o o "
Mrs. Elatte Wait, dear, until I
Mr. Flatte I can't wait as long as
that; I've got an engagement day
after tomorrg. Yonkers States
man. TAPERING OFF
Paflfnce WSat ie the difference
betweek lunch and luncheon?
Patrice JWhy, lunch is a light din
ner and luncheon is a light lunch.
n. y. little gorgie was telling a
pretty good storey to the kids at scool
a cuppel of days ago
the kids they laffed and when it
got-around to the teacher she laffed
too, and i bet when she got home and
told it at her hording house it made a
but there is going to be a hole lot
of trouble when that there storey
comes home to roost, like it is sure,
to do before it gits done traveling
when gorgie's sister gladdis hears
about it she will have a fit, and when
she tells her beau he will have 6 fitts,
and when it gets to gorgie's old
man, this here beau and gorgie would,
,btter both be on their way to yoo-'
you see, it was like this, mr. briggs,
which is the name of gladdis's feBer,
was callin on her, and gorgie he snuk
around the parlor door to git a ear--'
full of mush
he got it all rite, gladdis says to
mr. briggs, do you reely love me, clar
and he says to her, gladdis, my
darling, do you think if 1 dident Teely
love you 1 could laff 4 times' a week
regler at them bum jokes- your old
man has been palling on me for the
last 8 months
gladdis she wad satifide, and so was
gorgie, but i gess there will be either
a elopement or a murder within the
next week, depending- on who gets
the returns first
"Your cousin Sarah is such a vola
"Yes; we call her Sal Volatile."