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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, March 10, 1915, NOON EDITION, Image 19

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EASILY FATAL.
To the grouchy looking person who
had boarded his car the conductor
said, as he returned him his transfer:
"This transfer expired ten minutes
ago."
Whereupon, with a growl, the man
dug for a nickel, and, as he handed it
to the conductor, observed:
"No wonder, with not a single ven
tilator open in the whole car." Hel
per's Magazine.
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AFTER THE REAL THING
An American millionaire was bring
ing his beautiful young wife to Eu
rope in order to have her portrait
painted.
"But why don't you try home tal
ent?" a friend asked him.
"Oh," he answered, "w've tried
ome talent in vain. Now we're go
lg over to see what the genuine old
lasters can do!"
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LIMITED.
Knicker What do you think of the
ifarv
Bocker Well so far it has been
icalized to one planet New York
sun.
ney york even a moving pickcher
direckter can be flabbergasted
it is quite some job of flabbergast
ing, but all the same it can be did
and it was did, in a film foundry
over in hobucken a cuppel of days
ago
they was taking a pickcher in
witch a bold, bad skoundril was try
ing to make love to his wife's maid
the maid was suposed to be a good
girl that had been brought up right
and wouldent stand for no goings on
like that
and she was suposed to skreem and
wriggle and make a awfull fuss when
this wicked man was trying to hand
he the smack
well, she dident never get enough
action into her part to please the di
reckter, they took the scene about
20 times, and it wasent never right,
and finelly the direckter he stopped
the camera and he run his hands
through his hair, and he hollered
what do you think you are doing,
miss brannigan, you ackt like this
guy was trying to hand you 1,000,000
dollers and you couldent grab it quick
enough
for goodniss sake, why do i have to
tell you this, dident you ever in your
life try to stop a man from kissing
you
no i dident, says miss brannigan,
why should i do that?
and by golly, the direckter was
speechless for onct in his busy and
talkative life
he aint been able to answer her
question yet, although he has had 3
days to think about it
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