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title: 'The Day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, March 17, 1915, NOON EDITION, Image 17',
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( ANYDMS A BSER CHECK,
. . V A POKER CHIP, A
I v .sysPEh3D6 "Button,
- SOME NERVE!
' The Head Barber Sure, Mr. All
gall, 1,11 lend you a dollar. Glad to
help you out
Mr. Allgall Thanks, old mart.
They're having a sale of safety razors
.around the corner and I didn't want
to miss it Philadelphia Bulletin.
f o o
) A COOLER VIEW
Pat (after the explosion) Why
- didn'tye wait five minutes longer, ye
, Mike It's better to be a. coward
J ior five minutes, isn't it, than to be a
1 corpse for the rest of yer- life?
; o o
Lou I saw Ethel yesterday, and
& we had the loveliest confidential chat
Lucy I thought so she wouldn't
talk to me today. Fun.
"I wonder what has become of the
-v old-fashioned dime novel?" remark
r ed the old fogy.
u "It has gone up to a dollar and a
half," leplied the grouch.
WILLING TO PLEASE
An Irishman in France had been
challenged to a duel. "
"Sure," he cried, "well fight with
"That won't do," cried his second,
"as the challenged party you have the
right to choose the weapons, but
chivalry demands that you should de
cide upon -a weapon with which
Frenchmen are familiar."
"Is that so?" said the generous
Irishman; "then we'll fight it out with
""Miss Prettyface, I have been con
verted and I want to make restitu
tion for any wrong I have done. I
stole some kisses from you, and I
would like to give them back."
She Well, Mr. Smith, of course., J
don't want to put any obstacle Jn
the way of your doing what you
think fa right New York Sun.
SOMETHING OUT OF
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FE1LERS LIFE DAT
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