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title: 'The Day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, March 20, 1915, NOON EDITION, Image 16',
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ders have gone up in price on account
of the war.
Young Lady Oh, isn't war terrible!
HER PRESS AGENT
Wife (complainingly) You never
praise me up tcany one.
Husband I don't, eh! You should
hear me describe you at the employ
ment office when I'm trying to hire
a cook. St Louis Times.
ON THE SAFE SIDE
Milly If you lass me 111 scream.
Billy Well, so long as you don't
scream. fUstit!s aliiib. Lifew,