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One of the coatroom boys of a big
Broadway hotel plaintively told of
the roughhouse treatment that he
had received in the early hours of the
previous morning from the enthusi
astic guests of a hilarious dinner
"What kind of a dinner was it?"
asked a sympathetic listener.
"Why, it was given by one of them
college aluminum societies."
At a medical college a class was
being examined in anatomy, and one
student was asked: "What -muscles
have their origin in the popliteal
"Well," said the bright student,
W "There's that one with the durned
long name, and I don't remember the
Cholly Before I met you I thought
of nothing but making money.
Ethel Well, keep right on! Pop,
ain't as rich as folks think! Dallas
THREE PRIME LIARS
An Irishman, an Englishman and
a Scotchman were out of work. They
traveled together in search of em
ployment, and came to a farmer's
house and applied for the work o'
The farmer said whoever told the
biggest lie could have the job. The
Englishman said he went to the
North Pole in a tub. The Scotchmai
said he swam to the South Pole. Tha
farmer then asked Pat:
"Well, Pat, what's your lie?"
"Begorra, sir," said Pat, "I believe
these lads." Pat got the Job.
Mrs. Gaily That horrid Mrs.
Weatherby even hinted that I am in
debted to the druggist for my com
plexion. Mrs. Pairly-7-The mean thing! I
know positively that you always pay
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