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SETTLING THE MATTER
The two British sailors had secur
ed tickets to the dog show and were
gazing upon a Skye terrier which
had so much hair that it looked more'
like a woolen rug than a dog.
"Wich end fs 'is 'ead, Bill?"
"Blowed if I know," was the reply.
"But 'ere, HI stick a pin in "im and
ydu look wich end barks." Ladies'
f PANNING HIM
,One Sunday morning three prom
inent members of a church walked
home together discussing the sermon.
"I tell you," said the first, enthu
siastically, "Dr. Blink can certainly
dive deeper into truth than any
preacher I ever heard."
"Y-e-s," said the second man, "and
he can stay under longer."
"Yes," skid the third, "and come
'TH bet ye my father can lick your
"All right I'll bet ye. "WhenHwe
new yorlo sumtimes little sammy
smollen dont pay very good atten
shion to what tie teecher is saying
and to what the other kids are re-citing-
that is mostly why he is always
getting in bad with miss hollins
miss hollins is the teecher of the
4th grade up in harlem
the other day i heard all about it
from another kM
one of the smart girls in the class
was telling all what she knew about
hpminy which as most peeple know is
made out of corn
this girl who's name is jessy smith
set down after she had told all about
hominy as i said before
then miss hollins hopped on Sammy
sammy, she says, did you hear
what jessy said about hominy
yesm, answers back sammy, who
nevsr paid no attention to what jessy
had recited at all
well then, says miss hollins, see
ing as you herd it all, win you give a
centense in which you bring in the
word hominy korrectly.
sammy stands up and fidjits
around until the teecher asks him
whats the matter sammy i thought
you herd what jessy has told the class
then sammy takes another start
and makes his centense
this is what it was
hominy marbles have you
"How did the cashier of your bank,
get into jail?"
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