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title: 'The Day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, April 05, 1915, NOON EDITION, Image 16',
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CELERY HAS A PLEASANT SOUND
I T-1 IT ITT-J -UJI U- M ip n. Hi . j
Alice, an enthusiastic motorist,
was speaking to her friend, Maude,
in relation to the slowness of a cer
tain young man in proposing.
"Charley seems to start easy," she
remarked, "and he speeds up well, but
just at the critical moment he always
"Where did you work last and how
long?" demanded the colonel. "Did
you quit of your own accord or were
you discharged, and "
"Loogy yuh, boss," sourlyTeturned
Brother Bogus, "I isn't puhposin'
marriage to you; I's asm' for a job."