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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, April 08, 1915, NOON EDITION, Image 17

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IN HIS LINE
Mrs. Timkins was taking her son
to school for the first time, and after
impressing the schoolmagler with the
necessity of his having a thorough
education, finished up by saying:
"And be sure he learns Latin:
"But, my dear madim," said the
schoolmaster, "Latin is a dead lan
guage." "All right," said Mrs. Timkins;
"he'll want it. He's going to be an
undertaker." Pittsburg Chronicle
Telegraph.
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"Well," sneered her husband,
"suppose you get the ballot. What
will be the first thing you do?"
"Order a voting costume, of
course!" was her triumphant retort
Puck.
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CONGENIAL
Mrs. Nextdoor I suppose your
daughter is happily married?
Mrs. Nagsby Indeed she is. Why,
her husband is actually afraid to open
his mouth in her presence. Prince
RESPITE WANTED
In a Scottish college it was the
custom for each student in turn to
say the grace after meals, and one
day a youth took advantage of the
opportunity to convey a complaint no
one had had the courage to make. He
rose and said:
"For rabbits young and for rabbits
old,
For rabbits hot and for rabbits cold,
For rabbits tender and for rabbits
touch.
Our thanks we render, for we've had
enough."
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ONE BENEFIT
Mistress Good gracious, Susan,
the house is on fire '
Susan (overworked) Well mum,
it's comfortin' to think that at last
there's a fire in the 'ouse I 'aven't 'ad
to light!
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AS USUAL
"The barber told me a funnv stnrv
this morning."
'Illustrated with cuts, I suppose."
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