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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, April 13, 1915, NOON EDITION, Image 17

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A little girl who had a live ban
tam presented to her was disappoint
ed at the smallness of the first egg
laid by the bird. Her ideal egg was
that of the ostrich, a specimen of
which was on a table in the drawing
room. One day the ostrich egg was
missing from its accustomed place.
It was subsequently found near the
spot where the bantam nested, and
on It was stuck a piece of paper with
tie words:
"Something like this, please. Keep
ea i trying."
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EXCLUSIVE
j Singleton I want a woman who is
easily pleased.
Wedmore That kind doesn't
marry. Boston Transcript.
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brinc me i
PERIL REMAINS
"Well, madam, Is your husband
out of danger?"
"It isn't quite sure; the doctor is
coming again."
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In 1895 Oklahoma produced 37 bar
rels of crude oil. At Dresent the nro-
pduction is. 316.000 barrels daily.
new york i spose its kinder mean
l-for me to tell this but its too good to
keep & i dont like to coldstorage any
good goak like this one is
theres a yung dude that works in
the next offis who's name is Schuster
& has got an awfull case on over a
wren who pounds the keys on the
typewriter in the same offis
her .name is elsie and she is sure
sum dame which Tiasent much use
for that proburb that kisses without
mustaches is like bred without salt
this yound lad saves up his muny
for two or 3 weeks and then he asks
elsie cood she go to a swelL feed
wjth. hinf'at a bright lites resterant &
she tans lor it line a nariem goat
wood for an alley full of circus post
ers. "
this is a good time for me to pro
pose to elsie thinks Schuster after he
had got her ordering french pastries
which was the last thing on the bill
of fair
he got all nervused up thinking up
the nte way to slip the question to
the skirt & he made several false
starts befour he got this out of his
systum
Elsie dere, he says in a way he, had
red it was done in a novel book which
he had got on purpose to get a line
of dope on up-to-date stiles of pop
ping tlje queshion
elsie dere, he says, theres been
sumthing trembling on my lip for
many a day
elsie dere dident wate for more &
i think she knew what was coming
so she piped out
so i see, harry, why dont you shav6
It off -
v ie did. the next mornina
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