O W: nTr iia"'j i " m mmmmmmmmmmmm PUT ON I A POT J ) (T?L H o " fir , IT DEPENDED "Seems to me these stockings are rather flimsy," said the man who was shopping for his wife. "Will they stand much strain?" "Well, I don't know," responded the clerk, dubiously. "Will they er "be extra well filled?" Kansas City Star. , o o NOTIS KISSES ARE THE COUPONS CLIPPED FROM ThE BONDS OF LOVE ! B" GOLLY' " Skkhis' new york. theres a swell wren up in the bronix that has a bow and a keen eye for landing the kind of pre sints she wants also her bow wont blow about what hes spending on her ennymore and he has allreddy stopped saving his price tags from the stores for future uses the other nite i was up at tommy rustons home when his' sisters feller droped ankor and settled down for a long stay & purty soon tommys sis ter esther blew into the parlor all dolled up to beet the band o, Percy, darling, she says, youre birthday presint was so beutiful & she adds and you unintenshionally left the price marck on 15 dollars o, how careless of me, replys Percy trying hard to look modest about it and i see you bought it at swopski & Co and wood you mind if i took it back and eckchanged it for one of there beutiful 15 dollar lockits, wood you dear o, nq, not at all, answers Percy and then he happens to remember that he had payd only four $ and 89 cents for the bracelet and put the 15 dollars tag on it afterwurds gee, i wood hate to be that guy when his little esther cums march ing back from swopski and Co with out that 15 dollar lockit and lamps percy again i gess i will go around to see tom my next wedsdy nite again to see th fireworks, nlirr.-i.-T r 'fji!Mff nwrw. ?