OCR Interpretation


The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, April 24, 1915, NOON EDITION, Image 17

Image and text provided by University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign Library, Urbana, IL

Persistent link: http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn83045487/1915-04-24/ed-1/seq-17/

What is OCR?


Thumbnail for

kl&M&IPVl &' 'fr1 ?
. r
. i. i , . ii
e85, TOT'S -n
vot tue Neea
A fcRROY W BE 1
our Companion
'
MM I I I
FELT SAFE
"How are you keeping your New
Year resolutions?"
"I only made one, and I'm keep
ing it fine not to dance during the
entire year."
"I didn't know you cared for danc
ing." " "I don't" Pittsburg Dispatch.
SURE PROOF
"I shall sue you for damages. Your
confounded dog just bit me."
"You'll have to prove it Wait a
moment and I'll see if his teeth fit
the marks." Century.
'-a o
ELUSIVE '
Maud Don't you think there are
just as good fish in the sea as ever
were caught?
Marie I don't know. But they are
smarter, anyway. Times Picayune.
NATURALLY, YES
"Would you call theirs a eugenic
marriage?" "
"1 think so. I understand he has
a healthy income." Detroit Free
Praea,
, A DIRE EXTREMITY
A timid little girl stood looking out
of the nursery window and called to
her mother: "Mother, mother! Here
is a wild dog." "x
"Oh, no, that dog is not wild; ho
belongs to the man who works across
the street and is a nice dog," she said.
After a moment's thought, tho
child, unaccustomed to dogs, replied,
"Well, his head may not be wild but
his tail is awfully wild." Woman's
Home Companion.
' o o
LAND OF PLENTY
Traveler Ah, Miss Society, if you
want to see Nature at its best you
should take a trip through the pine
woods of Norway..
Miss Society Wouldn't it be
grand? And I do so dote on pine
apple. o o
CONTEMPT
"Don't keep pestering me."
"Then you won't marry me?"
"I wouldn't even be engaged to
you at a summer resort" Louis
ville Courier-Journal.
f. o o
DID
CHfT EVER
NOTICE DAT SOME
FELLERS ARE
LIKE MILK? DEY
GET SOUR PURTY
easy:
tlJ qp?
iy&arUtfegfc&j

xml | txt