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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, April 30, 1915, NOON EDITION, Image 17

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FOUNTAIN PEN?
Visitor (to facetious farmer) I'd
like to know why on earth you call
that pig "Ink."
Facetious Farmer Because he's
always running from the pen.
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IN POSITION
"How's business? Looking up?"
"I guess so. It's flat on its back."
If. Y. World.
SAY
B80UT THE ONLr.
SILENT CURFEW r KNOW
OP IS WHEN a DlRL.
VflwNS IN THE PRESENCE
OP GENTlEMRN
CRLLER'
' Mr? TrvTT
n. y. there was a cashier in a bank
over in brooklyn what beat it out
with a big wad of the long green and
a bale of yellow boys and the bank
president yelled help!
furst thing rite off the bat he telle
f ones for a detecative
and then he wates and bites his
fingernales until the dick heavyfoots
it into ttfe bank
well, says the bank president, i
want you to chase out and grab this
guy what had so much glue on his
fingers that he coodent pry off a ?
bill after it had got on once
all rite, replys the long island Old
Slooth, i will get my hooks on the,
lad, but furst i want to find out what
kind of a guy he it
then the president and the other
bank fellers describe the cashier
i gess i got him down all rite, says
the dick, only i want to know his
height, can you tell me his -height
that sort of. flabbergasted the pres
ident holy mackeral, he ecksclaimed, i
don't know his height but i do know
he is 10 thousand dollars short
THE INQUISITION
"Father," said the small boy, "do
rabbits lay Easter eggs?"
"No, my son."
"And a Welsh rabbit isn't a rab
bit at all, is it?"
"No, my son."
"Father!"
"Well?" i
"Is there anything that a rabbit i
on the level about?"
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