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He had just given her a check for
her first monthly allowance.
"I think," she said, coyly, "I shall
have this photographed."
"To' preserve as a memento?" he
"No; so I can have it enlarged."
"So you want a job as office boy?
Well, I -want to inform you right now
that we've had lots of office boys and
they were all worthless."
"Yes, sir that's why I thought
this was a good place to apply."
new york. sumtimes a woman
coodent hit the side of a house with
a baseball and sumtimes, well i gess
i will tell the hole storey f urst
Theres a guy up in harlem what
wont make fun of his wifes throwing
arm no more i betcher & his name is
mr Williams & his wifes name is mrs
the other day a big dog was chas
ing the williamses cat a'nd mr Wil
liams hotfoots it out to scare the dog
away & the dog turns round and
grabs mr Williams getting a good bite
but of the seat of his pants and hold
ing on like evrything until mr Wil
liams hollers for his wife
mrs Williams grabs up a brickbat
and starts to take aim at the dog in
tending to paste the pup one on the
hed and make him let go of her old
man, but that scares mr Williams
more than it does the dog for he saw
her throw lots of times before
dont throw, darling, he yells, dont
throw it at the dog, aim at me and
you may hit the blamed old dog
and being a dootiful wife mrs Wil
liams aims at her old man
biff, bang, she landed plump on her
husbends head with the brickbat
last nite when mr Williams hal
come to and was sitting on the porch
with a rag rapped around his head he
told the reporters that what he was
sorry about wasent so much for the
seat of his pants that the dog carried
off with him but he never cood crack
another goak about his wifes thrown