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Moved by an impulse he could not
resist, he suddenly kissed her.
"Oh, Herbert!" she exclaimed,
"that's not right."
"I'm sorry, Helen," replied Her
bert, humbly; "I did the best I knew
how. Won't you" show me the proper
"Well, my little boy, what lesson
do you like most in school?"
"De ones I don't take."
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new york. i gess my pal gorgie is
about as smart a guy as they is only
his teecher dont think so but he is a
origenal cuss annybody has got to
admit even the teecher what bawled
him out good and proper the other
gorgie told me about it last nite
when niy pop and me went up to his
house that is in the bronix for a visit
the teecher was asking gorgies
class sum queshuns and when it got
to be gorgies turn to get showed up
she asks him how many days are
f here in 1 yere
there are 7 days in 1 yere, replys
and the class all hawhawed to beat
the band and the teecher said your,
but gorgie said i know i am rite
& i can prove it
alrite, answered back the teecher,
goahead and prove it
there is Sundy, mundy, tusdy,
wensdy, thursdy, fridy and Saterty,
says gorgie & that makes 7 days
the teecher dident have no other
comeback only she let gorgie stay
in after skool anr rite on the paper
about 1000000 times that 7 times 52
plus equals 1 yere
but i will eat my hat if annybody
or that teecher knows any other days
in the yere than what gorgie named.
He (aside after the proposal) At
last I've won her.
She (a-a-t-p) At last I've hooked
the poor prune. Penn State Frottu