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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, May 22, 1915, NOON EDITION, Image 17

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"Mr. Wflgus tried to kiss me last
- evening.5
i "How dared he?"
. "He didn't I dared him." Pitts-
'.burg Press.
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COIN
.MAY NOT BRING
HAPPINESS BUT
MOST OF US BRE
WILLING" TO TAKE
A CHANCE WITH IT,
AINT WE FELLERS
'i Jir?fl8'ty
i " ' "" "" -i ry
new york. a fellar was sitting in
a seat on the el coming down to
work this morning and a woman got
on after all the seats was filled so
she stood up before the guy and be
gan to stair rite at him while he was
purtending to read the paper
when they got down to 1 hundred
and 12 st the feller coodent stand it
any longer becans the lady had been
starring at him so long so he thought
,h.wood ecksplane matters to her
madam, he said, i am sorry that f
jant give you my seat but i belong
to the sit still club
o, thats alrite, replys the lady verry
sweetly, but i hope you will forgive
me for looking at you, for i belong fo
the stand and stair club & she went
on stairing at him and by now everry
body else in the car was rubbering at
em
finely when they reached 42 st the
pore guy got up and said to the lady
plese take my seat madam i have re
signed from my club and i am going
to join the get up and walk the rest
of the way club
o o
DAWNS ON HIM
"I wonder how Columbus got the
idea that the world was round?"
"I don't know that there is any
thing remarkable about his deduc
tions. Any man along in middle-age
begins to get the idea that the world
is not exactly square." Louisville
Courier-Journal -
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