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WHY SHE WASN'T THERE
An agent, approaching a house,
met a little boy at the gate, and
"Is your mother home?"
"Yes, sir," said the boy politely.
The agent "walked across the long
lawn, and, after rapping several times
without receiving an answer, return
ed to the youth, saying:
"I thought you said your mother
was at home."
"Yes, sir, she is," replied the boy.
"But I have rapped several times
without receiving an answer."
"That may be, sir," said the boy;
"I don't live there." Ladies' Home
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