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n. y. sum fellers are purty nifty
at dragging the covers over there
tracks when they get in bad one way
or other but sum peeptil say that
it don't get them no where caus they
always get nabbed in the end
but what's gettting nabbed in the
end meen to a guy when he aint there
thats what i wood like to know
that reminds me of littel gorgie
grogan who lives with his maw and
paw in the bronix and he is a mitey
smart kid if there ever was one and i
gess he will grow up to be a captin
of flnanse and use up the statue of
limitations to a frazzel.
the other a. m. when the grogan
family was feeding there faces at
the breakfast table littel gorgie spilled
his coffey cup over and in about 1-4
of a second he had slid his plate over
the spot where the coffee had mussed
up the table cloth but at the speed he
coodent get away with the goods that
time cause his maw had her lamps
gorgie, she said to him, that don't
do you no good to hide the results
of your kairlessness for-i always 'find
it out when i go to take the dishes
from offen the tabel
o, i know that, replys gorgie, but
by that time i am in skool
"Nobody can say you don't know
how to dance these days."
"If you don't dance as they do it
may be a new step you have. And
nobody is going to run the risk of
criticising a new step." Louisville
Maybeso Evla Tlanguay gleatest
Melican dancer. Gettee more money
on bill bloards than Bill Bryan.
Bvelyblody comee showshop think
ee evil. Allesamee gettee so man say
"Les go slee Evla Tlanguay." Wife
maybeso say I gettee divloce.
Manager say to Evla I give you tloo
million dlollar week on bill bloard,
tloo hundred cash!
, Evla say, "I takee off tlen per cent
more flor cash."
Maybeso manager say, "No, Corn
stock no standee it!"
"It says here that a butcher found
a collar button in a cow's stomach,"
remarked the Old Fogy.
"That must be a fake," responded
the Grouch. "How could a cow get
under a bedroom dresser?" Cincin
"And what, pray, inspired th?3
dainty spring poem?" babbled the
romantic girl, "daffodils and violets, I
"No," returned the poet, "when I'm
going good all I want is a chew of
FEMALE OF THE SPECIES
"Pop, where are the man-hunting
tribes to be found?"
"Principally in leap year, son"