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title: 'The Day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, July 08, 1915, NOON EDITION, Image 14',
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A COME BACK
Angry Grocer (running into his
butcher's shop) What do you mean
by sending me ten ounces of meat
when I ordered a pound?
Butcher Well, I've misplaced my
pound weight, so I used a pound
package of your tea in its place.
THE SAME ONES!
Army Surgean Young man, I am
sorry but I can't pass you. Your
teeth are too bad.
Youth Well, I'll be hanged! You
passed these same teeth yesterday
on Tim Smith Ve both borrowed
them for the occasion.