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' they struggle. At length be kissetf
her. She makes for the stairs, dis
heveled, panting. )-
Jack Great heavens! Did she
(Clarice breaks into father's den.)
Clarice Dad, Jack wants to see
your new shotgun.
(Father takes up his gun and goes
Jack My God! Mr. Bines, d-don't
shoot! , 7
(Jack dashes from the room to the
Workman Wife, brother Jim had
a call from the army surgeon this
morning. When the latter asked him
how he was feeling, he said he still
naa a sutcn in tae side.
His Wife Well, what did the Bur
geon say? '
Workman Oh, he said it was all
right that it showed the bones were
' COOKS CAU. THE DEA?P
n. y. of corse there is lots of dif-
ferunt kinds of beleefs now just as
they allways has been as long as pee
pel have had noodles to think up be
, leefs with, but i herd of a new 1 this
2 swelf dames was sitting next me
s and they was spendiag most of their
r-time hammering another dame who
the other dame's name was Iucy
poor lucy, exklames one of the
hammer weelders, poor hicy, how she
does suffer for her beleef
her beleef, says the other dame,
what is there about her relijus con-
vicshuns what makes her suffer ,
o, it ain't her relijus convictions
Latall, thats not the beleef that caus-J
?es her so much mental ankwish
i its her beleef that she can ware a
lino. 3 shoo on a no. 6 foot
(A vaudeville playlet in one act
;Time Late evening. Place Any
living room. Characters Jack, Cla
grice, her father. Clarice and Jack are
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Jack Clarice, we have loved each
aother now for many long months.
Clarice Alas! Time does fly.
Jack And, darling, you have never
permitted me to kiss you.
.' Clarice No.
Jack Don't you think it about
time we seal our engagement with a
Clarice If you kiss me, Jack Mor
ton, 111 run and tell father.
(He grasps her about the wafet ad i
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