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scription. I'll bet the ingredients did
not cost over a nickel.
Druggist Very true, but just think
of all the time I had to spend deciph
ering the doctor's handwriting.
N. Y. World.
"How would I like to be over there
in the trenches under shrapnel fire?
'I wouldn't mind. A man has 'to
die some time."
'I know that; but when my time
comes I want to be buried all in one
piece, thank you."
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