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new york. sum times a feller gets
in bad by pulling off a g. Washington
stunt at the rong time but most likly
a guy wood be found out anny how
and get a dubbel douse of licking if he
lyed so i gess gorgie lident get more
Jjban his share, but he dont beleev
iat a way
i was just busting in to there frunt
gate when mr medlers came home
las. nite and gorgie was setting on
the steps giving a good imatashun of
what for are you bawling now, his
i got a licking from ma, thats why
what did me lick you for
caus i told the truth thats why,
o, dont pull none of that stuff,
: your ma never licks you for telling
the truth young man
i ought to know dad, caus i was the
1 what got the licking
I well how did it happen, the old man
ma, she asks all of lis kids who
tied the cat's tail to the dog's tail
while she was at the store & i said I
u done It
then she lit in to me & this is the
1st time i have set down sinse.
WORSE AND WORSE
First Pessimist A bachelor is
usually a man who has been crossed
Second Yes, and a married man
one who has been, double .crossed. -,
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(Joe Howard and Mabel McCane.)
"What color is your dog?"
"White, I guess ! Ill wash him and
"Has he got a Bcense?"
"No, they're all off now. I use!
"Do - you know what an opti
"An optimist is a woman who
doesn't give a whoop what happens so
long as it doesn't happen to her."
"There ought to be only one head
to any family," shouted an orator.
"That's true," replied a married
looking man in the audience.
"You agree with me?" shouted the
"I do," replied the married-looking
man. "I've just paid for hats for nine
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