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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, August 07, 1915, LAST EDITION, Image 17

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new york. sum times a feller gets
in bad by pulling off a g. Washington
stunt at the rong time but most likly
a guy wood be found out anny how
and get a dubbel douse of licking if he
lyed so i gess gorgie lident get more
Jjban his share, but he dont beleev
iat a way
i was just busting in to there frunt
gate when mr medlers came home
las. nite and gorgie was setting on
the steps giving a good imatashun of
april shower
what for are you bawling now, his
pop inkwires
i got a licking from ma, thats why
replys gorgie
what did me lick you for
caus i told the truth thats why,
answers gorgie
o, dont pull none of that stuff,
: your ma never licks you for telling
the truth young man
i ought to know dad, caus i was the
1 what got the licking
I well how did it happen, the old man
said
ma, she asks all of lis kids who
tied the cat's tail to the dog's tail
while she was at the store & i said I
u done It
then she lit in to me & this is the
1st time i have set down sinse.
o o
WORSE AND WORSE
First Pessimist A bachelor is
usually a man who has been crossed
in love.
Second Yes, and a married man
one who has been, double .crossed. -,
Jr -tfV a W "
FROM VAUDEVILLE
(Joe Howard and Mabel McCane.)
"What color is your dog?"
"White, I guess ! Ill wash him and
see."
"Has he got a Bcense?"
"No, they're all off now. I use!
kerosene."
"Do - you know what an opti
mist is?"
"An optimist is a woman who
doesn't give a whoop what happens so
long as it doesn't happen to her."
o o
A SUPPORTER
"There ought to be only one head
to any family," shouted an orator.
"That's true," replied a married
looking man in the audience.
"You agree with me?" shouted the
speaker.
"I do," replied the married-looking
man. "I've just paid for hats for nine
daughters."
AISTA B0NE9,VWVa KtND OP A
eoOSE LAYS "THE LOWEST!
WHY, A DEAD 600SE!

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