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A MODERN BATTLE
A wounded soldier at Charleroi was
asked to describe his impression of a
modern battle. He eased his face
bandages and replied:
"Well, first you hear a deuce of a,
noise, and then the nurse says, "Try
and take a little swaller o' this.' "
READY TO NEGOTIATE
A wandering magician was giving
a sleight-of-hand exhibition at a
"Can any lady or gentleman in the
audience lend me a ten-dollar gold
piece?" he asked.
"On vot?" eagerly shouted a pawn
broker in the front row. Puck.
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