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FOR POSTERITY
An orator who had been boring his
audience for a long time wound up
with: "I am speaking for the benefit
of posterity."'
"Yes," shouted some one in the
background, "and if you don't get
done soon they'll be here." Top-Notch.
FORCE OF HABIT
"I went out with the bookkeeper
last night," said the shipping clerk.
"We took in a musical comedy."
"Did he enjoy if"
"I don't know. Judging from the
expression tin his face I think the'
darned fool was trying to add up the 1
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