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n. y. last Sundy slim Williams
pulled a good goak on a fussy old
gent who lives neer our place & who
is always butting in on us fellers
when we want to have a littel fun by
slim was flying his kite which he
had just got done making
he was having a peech of a time,
"while gorgie, and me and gorgie's
brother tagalong was a-watching him
well this old gink hops in with both
feet and a big mouthful of talk
little boy, sez he rite sharp and
cross, what do you mean by flying
your kite on a Sundy, dont you know
better than that
slim comes back at him with a hot
. o, thats all rite mister, he replys,
jthis kite is made out of a Sundy news
paper another funny part about it was
rAha.t the old fuss cat had a bundel of
undyes under his own erm
ONE" ON THE ED
In a small town in New York state
a public official resigned and sent a
.copy of his resignation to the editor
of the local daily. A day later he flung
Jiimself into the editorial sanctum,
lipurishing a copy of the sheet wildly.
'What does this mean?" he roared.
'"Why," replied the editor, "you
geat it in yourself."
"Certainly," sputtered the visitor,
"but I didn't think you would put it
in- the column headed "Public Im-pfO$mente."
Marriage was the subject under dis
cussion at the sewing party.
"I could never understand the bible
reference to marriages in heaven,"
said Mrs. Jones thoughtfully. "Why
do you suppose there is no marrying
nor giving in marriage there?"
"That's easy," said a sarcastic
spinster. "There probably isn't a
man in the place." 'Ladles' Home
Cholly I say, Potah, how often do
the twains stop at this forsaken hole,
Station Porter Only one, mister;
then they start again. Judge.
Professor Klumsy is about the
stupidist man I ever ran across.
Autoist Well, he didn't know any
thing when I ran across him!
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