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Jack Tell me, is your girl fond of
any other kind of pets besides dogs?
Fred Yes, indeed, she owns a mal
tese cat, a parrot, a cow and a pair
of fine calves.
Jack What, the girl
Fred No, the cow. And, say, she's
got the loveliest dimple on her chin.
Jack What, the cow?
Fred No, the girl. But sometimes
v I wish she wasn't such a bookworm.
Jack A what-worm?
ft in-ea wot a wnat-worm, a dook-
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"V a bookworm.
Jack Then I suppose a woman
who loves silk is a silkworm.
A FIB TO CURE FIBBING
'Wow, Willy," said the mother,
"you told me a falsehood. Do you
know what happens to little boys who
"No, ma'am," replied Willy sheep-
"Why," continued the mother, "a
big black man with only one eye in
the center of bis forehead comes
along and flies with him up to the
moon and makes him pick sticks for
'the balance of his life. Now, you win
never toll a falsehood again, will you?
It is awfully wicked." Ladies' Home
?- HARSH CURE
i Hubby (at breakfast) I've got a
bad head this morning.
ST Wife I'm sorry, dear.. I do hope
"you'll be able to shake it off. Bos
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"Says he had a nightmar&last night
Proprietor Well, charge it on his
bill $10 for livery. Judge.
J First Motorist Have you seen
Second Motorist No; but I'll run
across him sooner-or later, ,
She Howdo you suppose men are
able to live n a submarine?
He-jThat's easy did you ever oc
cupy a room in a summer hotel?
hista bowes, when is
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anv rniif AT NIGHT