ndw york a feller who used to live
In harlem is in bad with a lone shark
that he owes sum money to
mr lemle Is his name
& he was standing outside his
house when the shark's man comes
along to grab off the goods
sh dont make any noise old man,
he tells the shark's graball, as the
missus is, allfull bad upstairs and in
fact I think i will lose her any minnit
is that so, replys the man, wjelli
will call up the boss, which he done
and said he wood wate a while &
come back later on
that p. m. he brings around his
truck agin & mr. lemle meets him at
how is the missus now, inkwires
the feller, eskspecting to here the
& he did here the worst-or his
mr lemle sorta grins and purtends
to wipe his eyes as he says, she pass
ed away a few hrs ago, and she took
all the furniture with her.
Modern Child What do they mean
by long winter evenings?
Mother A portion of the day that
existed before the era of movies and
talking machines. ,
ONE ON DIPLOMACY
Bix By the way, who is 6r was
the God of war?
Mix I-I-I think it-was-AnanlasJ
"Prisoner, you are charged wjtjl
loitering about town in a very bust
picious manner and with not haying
any visible means of sustenance.
What do you do for a living?"
Prisoner wiped a tear from his" eye
and turned a haggard face to, the
"Your worship," said he, "I am en?
gaged in manufacturing smoked
glasses for viewing eclipses an in
dustry that entails protracted period
of enforced leisure."
ADAPTED TO IT
Ever hear of a lady with the cpld?
His landlady believes In feeding a
cold, so she made him a big' German
pancake. "Try that," she said.
Soon after she went back to the
room. "I see you have eaten it,",sho
said onner return,
"Eaten it!" he shouted. "No; I'm
wearing it on my chest" Judge.
KISTA BOMBS, WHV SHOULD
BRij Bl- "7
WHY. "BECAUSe TUE2. PBDFlT
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