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?rr FROM" VAUDEVILLE "'F
f (Wilson Brothers.)
cfcsq j i got arrested once der amdge
affined me 10."
Klt VDt oa ae cnarger
TvwiT. "Dere vos no charge. He did it
xr i Horno. x mean now aia tney come
'3bf to arrest you?"
21 IF "In a patrol vaggon."
Did you haf der money to nay
der fine vid?'
No. So I asked him -for a little
Und did der chudge gif it to you?"
"Oh, yes; he gif me thirty days."
THREE TO TWO
ft Some little girls were boasting of
their respective families. They had
Hggone from clothes to personal appear-
stance ana nnauy came to parental dig
j&Ity. The minister's little girl boasted:
"Every package that comes for my
papa is marked 'D. D.' "
"And every package that comes for
my papa is marked M. D.'," retorted'
the daughter of the physician.
Then frfcllmxmH a Inrklr rf pnntamnt
f0 Auiu Avuvnwu wa w& wutvuifv
Hgrirom. the youngest of the party.
T -J'Huh!" she exclaimed. "Every pack
iNage that comes to our house has
:jthree letters on it: 'C. O, D.' "
WHERE THE CAT WAS
;pvj wervous urn unuy no uonauci-
or) What are the passengers look
ing out of the window for? .
w s, conductor we ran over a cat. ma.
J5r Old Lady Was the cat on the
Conductor No, madam,, the car
chased her up an alley. Ladies'
. COULD CARRY IT
The Bweet young thing tripped
lightly into the drug store.
"A bar of soap, please," she order
ed. ' X
-"Scented?" asked the slick clerk.
"No," she gurgled "I can carry iy
v SURE OF IT '
'Do VOll Imnw rtt nnirhnAv xrhn Vma
a cook that wants a job?"
Tes Mrs. Simpson."
"How do you know?"
"I sent her mine lagt week."
"The soldiers expecting an attack
at dawn 'stood on their arms all
night" Milwaukee, Wis., Journal.
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