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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, September 21, 1915, LAST EDITION, Image 17

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n&w vnrif i cnioca thoTn nlnf nnth.
ing that aint funny to someboddy,
still If you think you see a goak its
l) just the same as if you did see it hut
i never got it into my been that anny
, boddy cood ever fish a goak outa
ac sprinkling cart'did you
not until this a. m. when i sees a
rube standing over on 123rd street
who had just come in from the rooral
,H'districk around hagansack
At he was lafflng loud enuff to here
fhim down by the battery which mus
& ta been sum hawhaw grab it from
yours trooley
yr there wasent anny thing but a
sprinkling cart wetting down the
"street that i cood lamp
JK , so i says to the rube for the love of
Qmike mister tell me whats so funny
af ho ho, he repjys holding his sides
Tto keep from splitting open, cant you
Msee that man with the wagon full of
water, why see how it leaks and that
idiot wont have a drop left when he
gets home " " ,
gee whiz i neerly Iaffs my fool head
foff then, but not at the sprinkler.
WHERE THE QIFFERENCE LAY
"Father," said the minister's son,
"my teacher says that 'collect' and
'congregate' mean the same thing.
Do they?"
"Perhaps they do, my son," said
the venerable clergyman; ""but you
may tell your teacher that there is a
vast difference between a congrega
tion and a collection" Ladies' Home
Journal. - -
FROM VAUDEVILLE .
(Gertrude Vanderbilt and Georgo
Moore giving burlesque of a minstrel
show): '
"Gentlemen, be cheated. Tell me,
Gertie, is your brother working?"
"Yes, he's a manicure in the steel
nulls."
"A manicure in a steel mills? What
does he ib?"
"He polishes nails." j
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MAKING SURE
"Could I interest your husband in
a new patent dog biscuit?" inquired
the seedy looking wayfarer at thq
back door.
"I'm afraid not," said the lady of
the hpuse. "My husband is not aj;
home and, besides, we don't keep $
dog."
"That's all I wanted to knowt" exr
claimed the tramp, pushing his way
into the kitchen. "Now'fix me up a,
good, square meal and be quick aboutt
it" N. Y. World. v
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