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title: 'The Day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, December 02, 1915, LAST EDITION, Image 5',
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Sunday, Mr. Jones.
Jones No. Willie didn't shovel a
path through the snow to the Sun
day papers until 1 o'clock,. 1 you feeling well?.
SO END ALL SARCASTIC MEN.'
"All fools are not dead yet," said
the sarcastic man on the 5:15.
"What's the matter," asked his
companion with . a grouchy "aren't