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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, December 09, 1915, LAST EDITION, Image 17

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JOHNNY
WDUE9
AS TOLLOWP :-
VvffiSai
new york. it aint all ways a good
plan to show off your kids when you
have company in the house, for onct
in a while they are libel to slip some
unsensored stuff over on you
most parunts understand that &
chase the kids out of the room before
the temptation to tell em to do a
sf:unt gets too big ,
but mrs medders never can get
that threw her head
the other afternoon she was hav
ing a littel pink tea & there was a
bunch of dames cluttering up her
parlor & all tawking to beet the band
eech one was trying to make out
like her own kids was about the
smartest ones in town & mrs. med
ders was rite, there with a line of gab
that was as good as the rest
then her little gorgie busted into
the room
gorgie, says his fond ma, tell the
ladies a funny storey, the one what
you told the preecher saturdy
i forgetted that one) ma, replys
gorgie, but I know a good one to tell
& before his ma cood do any sen
soring he let it loose
today i asked susie murphy to let
me kiss her & she said, alrite do it,
nothing makes me sick.
DIGGIN' 'EM OUT
Wiggins In this article it says
that where ancient Roman prisons
have been unearthed, many of the
prisoners were found petrified.
Mrs. Wiggins Hardened crimin
als, as it were!
MR. GADDER
MY WIFE 15 A BEAUTY AND HEB HEAD
IS COVEREP WITH TflrUrLEP LOy
BUT ABOVE All ELSE
SSStar ft
HER COMPLEXION IS WHAT
5TSIKE5 flE-
TODAY'S BELLRINGER
A officer on Gen. French's staff
tells what he says is the best yarn at
the front. A private in an Irish regi
ment displayed a pair of fine boots,
saying he had taken them from a
German he Tiad killed. Private Mul
rooney listened in silence. But the
next morning Mulrooney staggered
into camp with a pair of similar boots.
"It was some job," he said, "I hod
t' kill fifty Germans before Oo' cud
foind a pair t' fit me!"
SHEER INSOLENCE
Charity Patient Doctor, is there
any danger that the operation will
prove fatal?
Doctor Really, my good man,
considering that we are experiment
ing on you free of charge "your idle
curiosity smacks of insolence.
life.
smmammmmmm

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