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new 3 a feller in har-
lem whc As own jaw 2 times
& now the dock says dont you laff
no more or you will bust it again, you
they was having a party at the
man's house & 1 feller told a goak
which made mr. withers laff so hard
he dislocated his jaw, & then when
the 'dock got it fixed he laffed so hard
because he had busted up his jaw
works that he dislocated it again.
say said the dock to the other fel
ler after he had fixed the nut's face
the 2nd time, what was this funny
well, the guy ecksplanes, a forenor
who works on the n. y. central rr.
allways brought rabbit for lunch &
one day the fourman says to him
bill i wish you wood bring me some
rabbit tomorrer, you seem to have
so mutch of it
and bill says alrite, boss, i will
so next day he handed the boss a
hunk of rabbit which the boss fed to
his face & said it was verry fine eat
ing but tell me bill, he inkwired, where
do you grab off all these rabbits.
i don't grab them aff said bill, i
how do you find them, the fourman
they come rite up to my house at
nite & say meow, meow and i goes
out and shoots 1 evry nite
the dock never cracked a smile, but
maybe that was because his wife had
some nice fricassay of rabbit for his
supper, that nite.
The story is related of a Boston
contractor who was startled one
morning when his foreman rushed
in with the news that one of their
new houses had tumbled down in the
"What caused it?" asked the boss.
"Why the workmen took down the
scaffolding before they got the wall
paper on!" said the subordinate.
ALAS, POOR BOOZE!
One of the Round girls the bow
legged one gave Maj. Fairplay he
mitten the other night She says he
boozes too much. Irrigon, Ore., Ir
rigator. (Incidentally see how many times
you can say "The Irrigon Oregon Ir
rigator" without gettin' all balled
A CONSIDERABLE AILMENT
"I wonder just what is the matter
with the Kaiser," said Dubbleigh.
'"I don't know," said Binks, "but it
is pronounced 'Zwiggelhammerstein
"Great Scott!'' cried Dubbleigh. "It
must have taken a Superman of a
Doctor to pronounce that"
What is that which dccurs twicl
in a moment, once in a minute ana
not once in a thousand years? Th