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FLOSSIE FLIM-FLAM'S ANSWERS.
Annie Root No, Hector Hair
brush is not connected with the
Horseradish corporation any more.
He has just signed a life contract
with the government at Fort Leaven
worth. Oscar. Julius Thirdrail played the
part of the hall tree in "The "Boiled
FAMOUS WOMAN IS BIENNIAL
Shirt." I'd like to hear from you
Edna McBiscuit Sidney Dandruff
before going in the movies worked in
a fish store, hence his wonderful
May Blat2. Olaf Egg took the part
of the doormat in "The Kitchen Me
chanic's Tenth Wedding." He pre
fers celluloid collars. Write to the
police journal for his photo. No
trouble at alL
F. Coldslaw. So you want me to
tell Ida Rope to comb her hair? s No,
Eddie Coughdrop has dropped out of
pictures. He was knocked out in the
Rhinocerous scene in the "Rajah's
Tobey Ashtray. No, Stella
Spongecake of the Outafocus Film
Corp hasn't found her pet Hungarian
herring yet Yes, the scenes in
"Afloat On The Amazon" were taken
It's no fun for a young man to hold
some girl's hands he could get the
same sensation by holding a bunch of
purtain rings and a wrist watch!
HP.? I FEwmo - es -&
MRS JOHN HPtfS H KPWTOND
eWorld "traveler and world-known
society woman, she has rturned her
attention. to the work of tfiefederated
club women and wfll be hostess at a
reception May 25 at the "Metropolitan
Museum of Art for 20,000 clubwomen
at the biennial convention of wo
men's clubs in .New Yorfc.'
A LOONY LIMERICK
Last Monday I wrote out a check
To cover a bad bit of spec;
But the paper came back,
And they grabbed me, alack!
And now I'm in prison, by heck!
Charles B. DriscolL
A little pig was saved from death
in the trenches by means of a respir- '
ator. One kind soldier stayed up with
it all night to keep the respirator on,
and all the other kind soldiers gloried
in having kept the nice little pig from
dying of gas poisoning. T,hen they
had him, cooked for dinner!
mTA -"tSTW -."!.
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