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A JOKE'S A JOKE BUT
An employe in a big office lost a
solid gold cuff link. Certain that he
had dropped it somewhere in the
office he posted the notice on the
office bulletin board:
"Lost A cuff link. Owner will be
grateful for its immediate return to
The next day another notice mys
teriously appeared immediately un
derneath. Jones' announcement. It
"Pound A cuff link. Finder will
be grateful if owner will lose the
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Appealing to a lady for aid, an old
darky told her that through the Day
ton flood he had lost everything he
had in the world, including his wife
and six children.
"Why," said the lady. "I have seen
you before and I have helped you.
Were you not the colored man who
told me you had lost your wife and
six children by the sinking of the
"Yeth, ma'am, dat wuz me. Mos'
unfort'nit man dat eber wuz. Kaint
keep a fam'ly nohow." San Fran
FOOTING THE BILL
Newman had just recovered from
an operation and was talking to a
"The surgeon," he remarked, "said
he'd have me on my" feet again in
"Well, he did it, didn't he?"
"He did, indeed," responded New
man. "I had to sell my motorcar to
pay his bilL"
Wm. J. Bryan was lecturing on
temperance recently in a small Ne
braska town. "My friends," said the
ex-secretary of state, "How can we
stop the sale of liquor?"
"Give it away!" .came from the
rear of the halL
HE GOT HIS SOUP
"Waiter! Waiter! Where's my
DOING HIS JUSTICE
First Editor Here's one of the
most learned men in the ..country
Professor Skimmerton just passed
away. What shall I say about him?
Second Editor You might refer
to him as a finished scholar. Judge.
Education is a fine thins: to have.
-but I've noticed that the ability to call
a hornet by his scientific name don t
make him any more sociable or for
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