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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, March 29, 1916, LAST EDITION, Image 17

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He "was a very shy young man. For
two long years he had been paying
her attention and had not yet even
squeezed her hand.
One evening, as they lingered in
the shadow of the trees by her gate,
he asked timidly:
"Florence, would you might I
er would you mind if I placed one
reverent kiss on your fair hand to
night, when I leave you?"
"Florence thought he wanted
speeding up. So she dropped her
head coyly on his shoulders, lifted
her face temptingly to his and re
plied: "Well, George, I should think it de
cidedly out of place."
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HOW IT HAPPENED
Editor I am told that in your ac
count of that fashionable wedding
you actually mentioned the groom's
name. Don't you know that is con
trary to custom?
Reporter Yes, I'm sorry, sir, but
you see it happened to creep in
among the out-of-town guests.
Life.
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RIVAL ATTENTIONS
"I hear you got hit by an auto
mobile." "Yassah," replied Uncle Rastus,
"thank ye kindly, sah but yist'dy
the ole mewel kicked me, sah, an' I'm
feelin' mo lak m'self." Judge.
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NOT FASHIONABLE
"Now, my dear, you must be con
sistent in politics. Always vote the
same way."
"How absurd," retorted his wife.
"I voted in a blue suit last year. You
don's expect me to do that again?"
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MAKING HEADWAY
"Making any progress toward get
ting acquainted with those fashiona
ble people next door?"
"Just a little. Their cat urvited our
cat over to a musicals last night"
About Town.
THE GREAT BLACK
HAND MYSTERY
CAN YOU READ THE MESSAGE
OF THE FINGERS''
WATCH THIS SPACE IN THE DAY
BOOK EVERY DAY AND GIVE
YOURSELF A SURPRISE!
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